Post by stinky666 on Aug 7, 2004 0:02:45 GMT -5
Oh, lager beer! It makes good cheer, And proves the poor man's worth; It cools the body through and through, and regulates the health."
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
"The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'"
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"The sum of the matter is, the people drink because they wish to drink."
"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
"Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods."
"No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer."
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop."
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
"An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer."
"The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes."
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
"The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'"
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"The sum of the matter is, the people drink because they wish to drink."
"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
"Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods."
"No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer."
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop."
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
"An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer."
"The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes."